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By notgay - 25/12/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML

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By abonde29 - 24/05/2018 20:30

Today, I got a text from my cousin saying that he's gay. I was thrilled and told him that I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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By Robert - 31/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, a brief survey of everyone I know revealed that everyone, including my parents, sibling, and best friends, thinks I'm gay. I had to do the first reverse coming out in history. FML

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Uncertainty

By pat - 21/05/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, my parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner my mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, are you gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML

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By Singlelady - 21/09/2016 19:16 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By Gay younger brother - 30/06/2018 01:30

Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML

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By likesboys - 19/05/2010 12:00 - Canada

Today, my entire family thinks I'm a lesbian. I'm straight. I'm embarrassed and don't know how to tell them that I've been single for so long because I can't get a guy. FML

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By Christmasloverandstuff - 25/12/2012 17:45 - United States

Today, my extended family came over for Christmas. I forgot to get a present for my extremely sensitive aunt. I took a gift from my re-gift pile and wrapped it quickly. Little did I remember that it was the same gift she gave me last year. She noticed. FML

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Supportive

By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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Saturday 26 December 2009 2:27

O_o why are you complaining? You have a loving family that accepts you and encourages you to be yourself! Feel lucky!

SaintJimmy 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 3:41

Am I the only one who doesn't get how giving someone a fruitcake means that you think they're gay?

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Laxloverr24 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:12

sorry I'm on my phone so I can't respond to the person but to luckster, dudeitsdanny and #56, it's callled a joke. get over it. some people on this site are so serious.

lesb_lv 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 17:27

Ok, maybe I dont have a sense of humor or dont understand US humor, but how giving a fruit cake means that OP's family think that he is gay?

ArtistsSunshine2 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 17:31

Well a "fruit cake" is usually a derogatory term for a homosexual...

ArtistsSunshine2 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 17:29

Have you explained to them and/or brought a girlfriend home?

Lisen_fml 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 0:10

Well maybe it is something that you have done that makes them think so. One day my brother came home after a party with a lovbite on his neck, he was stupid to tell them that it was a boy who had done it. The next day my parents talked to him. My brother keeps telling them that he is not gay, my mother tells him that she will love him anyway and my father will make sure that he doesn`t start wearing makeup. Hard for him, funny for me.

jezebelcullen 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 6:12

well act like a gay lol then bring your gf home and they will b surprised lol 8-]

branflakes204 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 22:04

well you are now, apparently

Jamberty 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 19:49

Lucky you! Firstly, you have a cool family that seems liberal and ready to accept you as you are. Secondly, are you that close-minded that being mistaken for a gay man is insulting?