Love: Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd...

By Jon - 02/04/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Good Luck Chuck - 29/04/2013 17:07 - United States - Orlando

Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 16:01 - United States

Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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Doomed

By SweptWolf - 06/06/2020 23:02

Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

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Not the one

By LOSER - 23/05/2022 00:00

Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML

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Am I a joke to you?

By Devo - 12/08/2021 19:01

Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML

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You deserved it 65

By nolongerengaged - 03/02/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML

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You deserved it 3 904

By Terra - 19/11/2016 05:14

Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML

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You deserved it 801

By Sucks2suck - 20/11/2018 05:00

Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML

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You deserved it 222

By brokeandsingle - 29/01/2012 09:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 188

DesB 7

Saturday 2 April 2011 23:34

dame that's ****** up...I hope you told her no!

Keyman1212 14

Saturday 2 April 2011 23:35

Hey, she's the one who'll end up miserable in the end. Cheer up buddy. Oh, and don't give that hussy the dress.

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ybbob 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:49

burn it

ybbob 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:49

burn it

ybbob 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:54

burn it

syraxthered 5

Monday 19 September 2011 3:39

Just sell it back to her, if she want to use it she better pay for it

lolliepop 2

Sunday 20 November 2011 13:33

Charge her for the dress.

EffYoLife 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 22:58

Hell no don't let her

ShinyArcanine 16

Friday 5 July 2013 19:23

Send her a video of you returning it to the store

slimashli 7

Friday 12 December 2014 1:42

nothin u can do she's just a crazy bitch

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 19:44

Give it to someone else.

feitan98 13

Monday 17 August 2015 22:38

You should say yes and start a bonfire and when she comes over throw it in the fire right in front of her.

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