By Jon - 02/04/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
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DesB 7

dame that's ****** up...I hope you told her no!

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Keyman1212 14

Hey, she's the one who'll end up miserable in the end. Cheer up buddy. Oh, and don't give that hussy the dress.

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edteach 0

I like the itching powder suggestion... completely saturate it in the powder then seem like it's completely ok and let her have it

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edteach 0

oh and sneezing powder, just go through the menu of uncomfortable powders offered by prank catalogues to make her day as memorable as possible for ya!

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gpistas 7

If you really want to **** with her head, either shrink the dress by drying it or get someone to alter it just enough so that she can't fit it. She will think shes gained weight. Only take it in enough to mess with her head but not enough to be noticeable. this way you come off like a good guy.

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BallsMcLongcock4 8

Sell her the dress or throw it away but don't give it to her she doesn't deserve it.

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siba 0

wat a ******* bitch!! hope u took da dress if her!!

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Stormied 0

Let her, she picked out that dress fantasizing about you, and one day she will realize she has married a man who has no problem letting another man take care of

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