I was once standing in an overcrowded elevator and leaned against the emergency call button. A woman on the intercom asked what the nature of my emergency was, and I said, "Sorry, did not mean to press that." It was slightly awkward.

They should locked u up for life.

I've always wanted to try that, childish as it may seem.

Your life must be ****** if you have to make stuff up to put on a website like this.

My uncle has a house and a Ferrari over there...

#27. I live in Dubai and don't have a job. Is you uncle hiring?lol

i accidentally set off a fire alarm in school once. the door said "only use in case of a fire" and we didn't notice it (me and a friend) and it went off

#10 I think it's a very badly designed airport. Imagine that you're transferring at Dubai from Beijing to Muscat. You have a very short connection. You get off a gate at one end of the airport, look at the screens and see that your gate for Muscat is at the other end of the airport. You walk all the way there, only to find out once you get there that your gate has changed, and it is right next to the one you got off of. You run all the way back and nearly miss your flight. You then realize you walked the entire length of the airport. Twice. Yeah, that's what happened to me.

People take that stuff seriously in Dubai, careful

This really isn't an FML. I've been to Dubai tons of times and believe me, they forgive these kinds of stuff. It was just an accident. No big deal