Holidays: Today, my family and I were checking into Dubai airport. I had... - FML

By hdmi - 14/06/2009 11:14 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, my family and I were checking into Dubai airport. I had already checked in and was waiting with my brother and sister near a pillar for my parents. I leaned on the pillar and hit my elbow on the fire alarm. A bunch of airport officials ran towards me and asked where the fire was. FML

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hdmi_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 15:21

you guys, there's a word limit... i couldn't say that at least 500 people looked at me as though i killed someone, plus the officials were all pakistani so i had to translate what happened...then my grandma started shoutin at me for being a fool and Dubai airport is toooooo big...

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Dunkel16 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:03

You should have pointed a direction and see if they ran over to check.

emery52 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:06

I feel like this FML is missing something. Like, I got to the end then thought "Wait, it's over???"

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ASUdec 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 11:11

"that sexy girl over there is smoken hot. Just thought I should let everyone know." and you get bathroom sex

deadroseslovetoo 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 19:01

OH MY GOD that was you?? the alarm was going for over 3 hours! Drove me crazy!

lavaricia 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 13:31

i did something similiar in london on the way back to abu dhabi... they have these emergency chords in the disabled toilets and i was a bit drunk and thought it was the flush... it wouldnt flush so i stood there pulling it for a good 5 minutes with my ipod on full blast before 2 guards broke the door down thinking i was disabled and had an accident lol...

DynamicDave 11

Thursday 27 August 2009 8:43

A. Where's the 'so what' button? B. I love how this has turned into a 'Dubai sucks' vs 'Dubai is awesome' argument.

youngcat24 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 20:21

persia doesnt exist anymore... and fire alarms usually have coverings to prevent this kind of thing.

ChocolateEclaire 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 8:11

Now I wanna go to Dubai! :D

Badboy6 5

Monday 30 May 2011 8:52

as soon as they first guy asked you, you should of said "in your wife's pants" haha

sjhill 32

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:58

:O I didn't know that service was that good at Dubai airport. :P

chazzywazzy654 22

Thursday 3 July 2014 0:49

I don't see the FML they were just doing their job xxx

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