Love: Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While...

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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collegegrrl 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:10

all time low. what a scumbag.

ohmygolly 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:29

#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.

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Poonpuncher444 1

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:17

Maybe you shouldn't use MySpace

dj041392 9

Sunday 12 May 2013 7:34

MySpace..... What is this 2005

JayySkyline 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 7:55

Oh...

JCole42 4

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:40

Who still has a myspace?

johnnyswift1000 1

Monday 12 August 2013 14:59

Hi I'm paul

lucasm127 2

Tuesday 3 December 2013 13:18

Who still uses myspace?

Lovable_Hated 2

Saturday 1 February 2014 8:53

That's rough..

byan547 2

Tuesday 11 March 2014 1:34

Dafuq you have a MySpace???

RedWingsArmy 5

Thursday 20 March 2014 4:15

Who uses myspace

claire_gurholt 8

Thursday 22 May 2014 7:36

But the two people left in the world that still use MySpace belong together...

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