By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Kazze 31

Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.

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ZombieVampirez 24

She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP

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Kazze 31

Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.

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friedpwnadge 25

The people who have no business being in your life will remove themselves every time. She did you a favor OP.

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funsizedliz 15

At least she did the breaking up for you. You deserve better OP.

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pinkster2014 25

I hope this was a prank from someone else... But if not, you're obviously better off without her.

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RecklessLove 18

@77 you clearly don't understand sarcasm...

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DaJaFu 13

#99 it's hard to convey sarcasm through text, although it was obvious that it was.

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LeavenSilva 27

Clearly the most appropriate way to break up with someone... I mean, what if she had actually done it in person??

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sonasonic 34

Well obviously she didn't want to come off as a mature, capable adult of society.....

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norpedo 16

It probably wouldn't have been much better in person

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samthestud13 10

That's a great way to do it. Another great way to break up with someone and just say "our relationship is like a fat guy, it's not working out."

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TheTacoMan 24

Or you could break up by saying our relationship is like a pickle. I don't like pickles.

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interesting33 36

Or you can say 'Your face. It's no longer my thing.'

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ZombieVampirez 24

She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP

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IamHercules 24

How do you know it was really his girlfriend that dropped off the note, and not someone trying to get to his girl?

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5secondsofvvifi 21

#48 if they've been dating for three years he's got to recognize her handwriting by now, and that's extremely hard to copy.

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FitFriday 32

She is still a woman, but she is just a coward

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crackajak 15

Hey ignore the down votes, I completely agree. Fight bull shit with bull shit, except in this case it wouldn't be cattle feces, it would be my own. A flaming bag full of semi digested BDubs wings, ready to slap her in the face and return the favor.

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ZombieVampirez 24

How would that solve anything?

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crackajak 15

What is there to solve? She left a note on his door step, ending their relationship. Since there's no more need to converse, why not return the favor with a heaping pile of "**** you" on her doorstep?

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ZombieVampirez 24

So, your saying to stoop to her level and become as immature as her by doing something to her because she didn't want to be the bigger person and just break up with him in person? Makes no sense what so ever.

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crackajak 15

I'm saying I would stoop on her stoop and take a poop.

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ironmany_fml 23

how do you know that? are you a fortune teller?

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Salvanoi 23

#70 Not even a fortune teller could know that

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DoomedGemini 37

It wouldn't be hard to find someone better...

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VoldooPed 20

Sorry for the three years you'll never get back. Sounds like she wasn't worth your time, anyway.

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