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By moneymoneymoney - 08/10/2013 14:34 - United States - Tampa

Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML
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natheitz 23

You could try getting a job getting shot at with paintballs for 6 hours

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Jemm_fml 29

Please don't steal. Asking for help is a much better option. Better to borrow or even beg.

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jannatanelle 5

so im curious if you mean swipe like steal or swipe like apply some to your body?? either way that's pretty gross desperate times call for desperate measures but you need to find a better way to not smell... I heard lemons/baking soda work well as homemade deo

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dRpRdP 8

deodorant comes after food nd is not a necessity for life.. better search for a job instead of getting into stealing.. good luck from my side..

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kayteakay 26

If you show up at work consistently smelling like B.O. eventually you'll be out of a job.

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dRpRdP 8

greatt thinking u have.. if he gets job then he can get himself more than a deodorant..

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kayteakay 26

You're assuming he doesn't work. Having a job doesn't mean you don't have money troubles.

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dRpRdP 8

no i dont think he's into any job.. only job he's doing is stealing..

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kayteakay 26

Damn, I didn't look closely at OP's gender.

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isabellasimone 18

Everything will be okay! And I'm sure your friend would understand and probably even buy you some deodorant if you just explained your financial situation.

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sunnyray812 42

It would be nicer to ask. I bet your friend would help you out there.

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thatdangmexican 18

Times are tough, OP. Hang on a bit more, it will get better.

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