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You'd risk your friendship by stealing their deodorant? I only own one deodorant (kept on my top shelf in my medicine cabinet) and if it went missing I'd know someone took it. And if they were willing to steal something so petty I'd know they'd be capable of of stealing something of more value. Of course thinking and doing are two different things. Hope you don't stoop so low.
Have you looked in the paintball category? Keep looking you should find a job soon...
dr. bronners man. good for it all. one bottle = many uses.
If you steal enough coffee creamers, its almost like a glass of milk.
Ask for a few bucks and buy deodorant. No need to steal from someone.
what a stinky friend
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You could try getting a job getting shot at with paintballs for 6 hours
Please don't steal. Asking for help is a much better option. Better to borrow or even beg.