Work: Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML

By Anonymous - 07/09/2013 23:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 14:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

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By thatsillegal - 30/01/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2017 20:00

Today, the person who bullied me throughout my childhood eventually resulting in me going to therapy and switching schools became my boss. On top of that, he refers to me by the insulting nickname he called me during childhood. It's good to see that growing up hasn't changed him at all. FML

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By - Moved Across the Country - 06/08/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML

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By help me! - 02/10/2010 14:26 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

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By BadNurse - 11/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Evansville

Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML

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Sunday 8 September 2013 8:50

Don't they always say it's suppose to be the other way around?

mxij 13

Sunday 8 September 2013 8:51

That sucks but people can change. Give him a chance, but stand up for yourself if he hasn't.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 9 September 2013 16:56

...how the **** does op deserve this?

kalbrek009 20

Monday 9 September 2013 19:28

Don't mention your past...chances are he doesn't remember, but if he does..he might just apologize & even give you a raise or a promotion...cross your fingers & hope for the best.

SpcNemo 10

Wednesday 11 September 2013 18:09

Maybe he has grown up? Wait. No never mind this is the real world. Better change your job title to janitor bro. FYL

Dantheman112 4

Thursday 12 September 2013 7:18

Lol seems like you got a George mcfly/Biff Tannen scenario

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 12 September 2013 21:46

You know what they say... Life is like High School, only bigger!

XDpersonO_o 9

Saturday 14 September 2013 4:54

Hurry!!!buy the movie rights now before its too late!!!

mmcewen 15

Wednesday 12 November 2014 1:46

Well ****...

applecrusher 18

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:50

Is OP George McFly or something?

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