By - Moved Across the Country - 06/08/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
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ugh_a_lug 7

I tried to think of a witty reply to this post and failed.

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ugh_a_lug 7

I tried to think of a witty reply to this post and failed.

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mynameis1339 0

Or you could of not posted. Noob.

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enonymous 8

So she's retaking her position as boss of you yet again. I can tell who wore the condom in that relationship.

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jayalexander 7

no McDonalds won't accept my application because I have a criminal record and I'm no longer allowed to be around kids...

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jren207 24

20, I'm pretty sure only a male can wear a condom.

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TheBlackCops 0

31, there were female condoms last time I checked.

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iluvboobies 9

You'll be her little subordinate bitch, OP. Yay! :)

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enonymous 8

I googled Sarcasm and all it said was "not found on the Internet"

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Try again next FML 42... You missed the mark on this one.

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Babalu722 3

31- one of the biggest trolling fails of all time

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BiTeMeLuVv 9

Ummm Sooo... U Can No Longer Be Around Kids Because... Lemme Guess , Ur A Perv ? -_____________-

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nilin95 1

All I have to say to you is look for another job and get the **** out of there.

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enonymous 8

64 they don't even let me near pets, plants and death row inmates. Why do you think they let me on the internet?

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YDI__Bitch 0

You can start looking for a new job now

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77wade 0

Hey if yall hook back up you can bring in some extra green

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luismyl 6

I hope you weren't the one who ended the relationship!

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MrPositive 0

If YOU broke it off: I hope you dont have a life outside of work If SHE broke up: time to make up!

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perdix 29

Someone's got a SERIOUS stalker! You may need to tell HR about your past, so they don't put her over you and in a position to dominate you. Hopefully, your company has a policy forbidding strap-ons in the workplace ;)

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skulskinator 5

O my god that would suck

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Hollywoodgirl79 18

She's only applying for the position. That doesn't mean she will necessarily get it.

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Cjob 3

I'm not too big on black mailing.. But if you have some left over pictures from the relationship maybe that could help out some?

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Yeah cause that's real mature

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