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I tried to think of a witty reply to this post and failed.
no McDonalds won't accept my application because I have a criminal record and I'm no longer allowed to be around kids...
20, I'm pretty sure only a male can wear a condom.
25-your girlfriend is hot
31, there were female condoms last time I checked.
Make up sex?
Try again next FML 42... You missed the mark on this one.
31- one of the biggest trolling fails of all time
You can start looking for a new job now
Can you spell AWKWARD?
Agrawka nope
Drawkwa
Auckwurd.
Am I the only one that comments like #3s are really stupid? "can you spell _______" it just seems really dumb way to put things...
Yes, and I can spell LAME too.
nope can u
Hey if yall hook back up you can bring in some extra green
I hope you weren't the one who ended the relationship!
Someone's got a SERIOUS stalker! You may need to tell HR about your past, so they don't put her over you and in a position to dominate you. Hopefully, your company has a policy forbidding strap-ons in the workplace ;)
lmao
lmao
mine has that policy :(
well that's exciting! lols
She's only applying for the position. That doesn't mean she will necessarily get it.
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I tried to think of a witty reply to this post and failed.
Agrawka nope