By Pennepestoem - 05/01/2013 19:07 - Philippines - Makati

Today, my friend and I were trying out a site on which you talk to strangers using a mic and webcam. We came across a cute guy, who said to my friend, "Tell the fat guy to move." He was referring to me. I'm a girl. FML
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Pennepestoem 7

Hey this is the op. lol to #57 i have 38 d cup so i think yeah that's the reason. And i dont have a moustache it's just that i have a curvy body structure but really dont look like a man and i was also wearing a gray loose jacket at that time and yes my friend did stick up for me. Funny comments lol

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Top comments

laya_fml 26

We talked about this! You should have shaved the mustache.

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turkturkington 13

I'm not sure why I getting visions of you saying "Okay", and breaking out into some obscure dance singing "I like to move it, move it"...

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Comments

perdix 29

You need to clean the webcam lens. The dirty lens made you look like a fat dude, when you are obviously a beautiful woman of healthy weight. An ammonia-based cleaner will make the "cute guy" see the correct image, but only if you spray it directly into his eyes.

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dyehardxen 19

YDI for going on websites like that. Wouldn't surprise me if he asked your friend to show her ****.

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twinkiefeets 17

Knowing those sites--I'm sure at some point he did.

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micahdunk 13

I do believe it is time to purchase a new webcam.

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isabellegypsy 12

Webcams have crummy images and he was probably just being rude; at least you learned not to talk to random people on webcam! Hopefully your friend stuck up for you.

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theballetdancer 5

To be honest OP sometimes people just look bad on crumby computer cameras ( macs are especially unflattering!). My friend (who is gorgeous in real life) looks a lot different on webcam. Don't worry about it, a guy using those websites obviously has his own problems to worry about.

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gman90210 18

What and the women or girls don't? Isn't that why y'all go to them in the first place?

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tayraaah 31

It's ok, it's only online it's not like you'll see them again, and if you do, punch them in the face. But if I were you I would have stood up and danced.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

I think I know what website your talking about. You get to ask questions then answer them and it's up to the audience to decide if you stay or go.

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oomph_fml 25

You shouldn't be so offended. It's the internet, and especially on those sites people are just horny jerks. I've been insulted on 'em before too, as well as hit on. If you take insults badly, stick to going on other things.

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Rexxii 2

We all have that friend.

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