Miscellaneous: Today, my friend's 11 year old son accidentally shocked himself...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 20:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend's 11 year old son accidentally shocked himself with our electric fly swatter. Thirty seconds later, while trying to prove to him that it's physically impossible to shock yourself with it, and that it's perfectly safe, I did the exact same thing. FML

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By xoVioLoveox - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was babysitting an eleven year-old boy. He decided we would play with Nerf guns with Velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck to his pants, and he wiggled it for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML

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Avabundy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:07

Really? An electric fly swatter won't shock something if you hit it against anything? I guess its lucky your hands weren't wet.

Mastyge 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:09

Don't electric fly swatters have stickers on them, saying they can shock you? YDI

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summer66_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 6:13

you have an electric fly swatter???? ydi

will90 5

Sunday 13 September 2009 6:50

"Accidentally shocked himself" Lol

Shadic 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:00

No shit it works, you moron. But if you think it hurts, you should probably grow up.

Pointy130 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:01

You're a dumbass.

WonderBlunder 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:09

Electric fly squaters are actually pretty convenient. You just need to press the on button while hitting flies like a racquet ball, don't need to hit the fly agaisnt a surface (wall/floor/table) like traditional ones.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:18

FYI: if you toss one of the large black ants on an electric fly swatter, they explode. Makes a little popping sound.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:22

i remember smacking a spider quite hard with a traditional fly swatter. It still scuttled away. It took about 7 smacks before I rendered it a black grease spot on the floor. tough lil bastard