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By Ashley - 02/12/2012 10:16 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

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By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 12:00

Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By phones - 16/01/2015 17:09 - United States

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

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By Vickie - 18/06/2021 16:00

Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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christa953 12

Sunday 2 December 2012 17:17

why wouldn't you stop your friend?

Doribella98 14

Sunday 2 December 2012 17:19

Does your friend know what electronics are? Cause that's a very stupid thing to do. Surround it in rice I heard to do that with phones when they get wet. Otherwise, make her pay for a new one.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:20

Open it up and clean it with alcohol and qtips. I did that with my son's iPhone that had cola spilled on it and it had sat overnite before I heard about it. Works great!

MrDarkangel0094 5

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:27

Make her dumb ass but you a new one

anm1019 8

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:41

Blonde moment to the max

sumanmaas 1

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:53

Tooooo funny!

andrealovvve 17

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:55

You got one dumbass friend!

HopeLEssGossip 16

Sunday 2 December 2012 20:02

Of course! You wouldn't want your expensive iPad to become all sticky, now would you?

leadawg75 12

Sunday 2 December 2012 20:51

Here is what you need to do, I did it and it worked. Everyday about every half hour you need to take a q-tip and drip rubbing alcohol in the head phone jack, then remove some of the cotton end (very little) and stuck it in and twist it. Keep it up. It will go from dead to absolutely perfect! Goo luck!

DareZero_fml 3

Sunday 2 December 2012 20:51

And I thought this was the generation of scientist and lawyers

KTostik 9

Sunday 2 December 2012 20:54

omg, that's horrible! i would have tweaked right the **** out if one of my friends ever did that!

ligerzero459 24

Sunday 2 December 2012 22:23

Your friend is retarded. I'm sorry

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