Miscellaneous: Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she...

By weirdome23 - 26/04/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

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By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 10:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 14:00

Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML

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Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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By meowitzer - 22/04/2020 05:02

Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML

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By LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:59

No shit, you must be weird for having friends like that.

Tuesdays76 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:03

Who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat?

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skilletfan18 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:56

her name wouldn't be Emily J. by any chance would it? lol

skilletfan18 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:00

her name wouldn't happen to be Emily J. would it? lol

Rasetsu 10

Friday 29 April 2011 3:38

Harry Potter rocks!!!

allisonsapphireh 0

Friday 29 April 2011 22:17

ok. so is your name dominique? do you like quinn alex and paul? do you live in palmer? did you say this in gym walking the track yoday? if yes.... you said this to me while you were petting a fuzzy branch that was coming through a fence while desiree was in guidence. so ya missy.

nicknack109 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:58

lmao wow. 

natakist123 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:46

there is no such thing as an unhealthy harry potter obsession. its perfectly normal.

drjujifer 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:45

there is no such thing as an unhealthy obsession to Harry potter.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:54

But...there's a reason HP is so popular, people generally suck, and as for the cat FB..well, everyone has quirks. At least the friend isn't on here complaining about YOUR quirks. >.>

WickedPixie 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 7:19

1) Harry Potter is awesome. 2) People ******* SUCK, there is plenty of reason to hate them, and at least she saw over your flaws enough to even kinda like you and... okay, the cat Facebook thing is pretty odd. You got me there.