Miscellaneous: Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she...

By weirdome23 - 26/04/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

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By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 14:00

Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2024 22:00 - France - Laval

Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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By meowitzer - 22/04/2020 05:02

Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML

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By LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:59

No shit, you must be weird for having friends like that.

Tuesdays76 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:03

Who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat?

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iceicebaby24 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:11

HARRY POTTY WOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!! AHHHHWOOOOO! YEAAAAAH! DDDDDDDDUMBLE ******* DORE YEAAAAAAH!!!

MrJentipede 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:49

Can you hook me up with your friend?

ZoeyAngel29 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:57

I LOVE Harry Potter

maphineRAWRS 10

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:09

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN UNHEALTHY HARRY POTTER OBSESSION. ksickbye

tikimuppet 11

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:08

I think I'm your friend :S

jmilbrath 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:19

There is nothing wrong with harry potter

utiguy916 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:22

u are the weirdo u kno!

zuzupetalsYO 11

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:41

there is no such thing as an unhealthy obsession for Harry potter. your "friend" sounds pretty cool to me. what's her cats name? I want to friend it.

jaclynx3 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:43

okay. a facebook for youur cat? weirdo.

tarabelle 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 21:54

there is nothing wrong with being obsessed with Harry Potter.

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