Transportation: Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We...

By frgn8r - 31/05/2010 11:59 - Australia

Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We parked a car at the finish of the track and drove another car to the start, so we could drive back and pick it up when we finished. At the end of the trek, I realised I had left the keys for the second car in the first car. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML

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Been there, done that

By lukey101 - 14/08/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I finally got home after driving solo for 4 full days across Australia. I left my house keys where I started. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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Parked out

By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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Stranded

By i love stupid people - 14/07/2019 06:30

Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML

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Stuck

By Forgetfull - 02/02/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML

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Panther_fml 0

Monday 31 May 2010 19:26

Well at least you get to take in the beauty of nature for a second time lol

ABbaby 10

Monday 31 May 2010 19:40

Now your friends can't trust you with anything important. That should have been the first thing on your mind to make sure was with you. YDI.

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 31 May 2010 21:46

What are you complaining about? I'd walk a hundred miles for some bush. That's 161 km, ya sissy.

Primus_fml 0

Monday 31 May 2010 22:52

You used the Convert Units app to figure that one out didn't ya?

Lmfao_69 0

Monday 31 May 2010 23:00

HEY #35 i like your pic lol

vive_love_rie 0

Monday 31 May 2010 22:10

haha what a dumbass!

xxEMOxPRINCESSxx 0

Monday 31 May 2010 22:54

YDI retard :P

Lmfao_69 0

Monday 31 May 2010 22:57

lmao GOOD JOB OP!!! i don't see the problem, walk 40km back :P hehehe

GDIalex 11

Monday 31 May 2010 23:16

Really FML story :D I'd like to see stories like this better, than some stories with everyday's bad situations. You know, like being late on the bus or at the school... just too ordinary to read :)

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 5:52

Moderate the stories and pick the good ones.

GDIalex 11

Monday 21 May 2012 0:26

#61 - yeah, and have LOADS of ordinary stuff to read. though, I try moderating FML's every now and then. But it gets too boring usually.

Smacksta 0

Monday 31 May 2010 23:53

... You got your iPhone, and you must have 3G to be able to post this. If necessary use google to find out how to hotwire the particular model of car in front of you. Smash the window to get in! Or just walk back.