By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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nonsensical 26

We've all had those days at least once...

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nonsensical 26

We've all had those days at least once...

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Tripartita 44

"Hey, I just locked my keys in my car. And my backup key in my car. Can I borrow your phone?" "You want me to just call triple A?" "Huh, oh, no; I just need to post an FML."

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xshadowslightx 5

This is why I have a hide-a-key on my car and an alarm that only shuts off with the fob.

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Dean__Winchester 16

Time for the good ol' metal hanger trick? Or is there no clothing store nearby?

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False_Stupidity 41

Sadly, most stores these days have crappy plastic hangers. This is why I always keep a metal hanger in my boot(trunk) ...which can only be opened with the key... Wait

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Paws_Cat 29

How would he even buy the clothes?

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False_Stupidity 41

Wouldn't need to buy clothes, just "borrow" one of their metal hangers.

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MarryMeFry 10

I did this exact thing a month ago, and I work so far in the boonies, there were no tow trucks available to unlock it. I had to stay an extra 3 hours until someone could bring me the extra set of keys.

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smartas5 13

I've done this before. More times than I'd like to admit. Now I carry a coat hanger easily accessible.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Where'd you leave your spare brain? I think you need it.

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samwilliams800 28

I used to hide a spare under the insole of my shoe

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Youngbuck94 4

I have like 4 pair of boots that I switch off each day so that's a no go

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ThrottleJockey 35

I've done the same thing, along with leaving my phone in the car too. A police cruiser pulled up when they saw me jimmying the door with a coat hanger, I thought that they'd be nice and use their slim Jim to open the door. Nope, they just told me to drop the hanger, put my hands up, and step away from the car. Then they asked for my ID and to show proof that it was my car. When I pointed out that my wallet was also in the car they called a lock Smith and waited for him to show up (they said that they couldn't use theirs). They stopped treating me like a criminal after he opened the car and looked through my wallet.

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fakedsincerity 32

That sounds fair? If you were lying they would have broken into a car belonging to someone else. Better for them to be cautious when they find someone breaking into a car.

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ThrottleJockey 35

I would've had to been the world's dumbest criminal considering that I was the one who flagged them down for help. I had just worked back to back double shifts waiting tables and was dead on my feet.

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fakedsincerity 32

a lot of criminals are pretty dumb, to be fair. lol. I'm sure it sucked for you but I can see their side.

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