This isn't really an FML at all. Think of it this way, you saved 15 peoples lives. Well, you at least made sure their lives were safe.

That's what mates do for each other...

That's awesome of you...and next time, make sure you have a stack of pillows and blankets about so you don't get stuck doing this again. I hope they realize how lucky they are to have you!!!!!

Well that's a crappy situation. But thanks for being a Good Samaritan.

This is why I stopped going to bars. I don't like to drink, really, and hate being cramped in a noisy bar. Might make me seem like a curmudgeon, but when I have people over to drink we always make sure they have a ride home. If they don't, we have air mattresses and a basement for them to sleep off the drink. Not saying I have a better system, but your friends should really have better foresight when they drink. No one leaves my house drunk and they put their keys in a box by the door.

That's why you be the first one with a drink lol.

Hey attest you know that you still have friends and they didn't end up dead

Hey, I posted this and now have an account, thank you for making my post a success!! And just so everyone knows, nobody remembered it in the morning haha, and I stayed sober because I knew everyone was going to want to drive home, and I didn't want my friends getting hurt :)

You shoulda charged them, claimed you were a cab driver.

That's a really good thing of you to do. Karma will probably be in your favor! :)