Today, my friends and I nearly had a project done that's due... - FML

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By Andrew - 22/11/2017 01:45

Today, my friends and I nearly had a project done that's due by midnight. To summarize what happened, we all had parts to do, but apparently I'm the only one that did my part. Their "internet went out" and they asked me to finish the few slides that are left. 85% of it was incomplete. FML

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