Miscellaneous: Today, my friends told me that I'm not invited to the next trip... - FML

By canadiangirl98 - 11/08/2015 03:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my friends told me that I'm not invited to the next trip because I'm a party pooper for not getting drunk and staying out late during our last vacation. I guess they forgot that I spent each night taking care of their drunk asses and stayed sober to be the designated driver. FML

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canadiangirl98 9

Wednesday 12 August 2015 2:34

Wow I can't believe my FML was posted! I love this site! Just to elaborate so people get the full picture: We were supposed to take turns being the DD each night but they would be drunk by the time we got to the venue so I had no choice but to be DD. I'm okay with drinking and letting loose and don't get in the way of others fun but these girls were rowdy belligerent drunk and I spent the evening ensuring they didn't get themselves into a bad situation and the morning helping their hangovers. Either way these girls are no longer people I associate with.

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Capteen_fml 16

Tuesday 11 August 2015 10:27

Sounds like it's time to ditch them and find more appreciative friends - or at least ones that'll take turns being designated driver

flocket 13

Tuesday 11 August 2015 10:33

Well that sucks, maybe you should find friends that respect your responsible actions

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joannagard 3

Friday 21 August 2015 10:24

“friends”

Comments_Galore 16

Saturday 2 July 2016 5:07

Well. Sounds to me like they need to learn the hard way after a night of drinking. Wait for those scumbags to get hit hard and realise that they should be thankful for all the shit they put you through yet you're still there for them.

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