App
FML for mobile
Free
Open in app

By 86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 630
You deserved it 5 676
April Pisces: Traps and Laughs
Laugh at the best (and worst) April 1st jokes. Watch out, you could be next! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Quest_ 13

So your boyfriend's language of affection isn't necessarily conventional, if you know he loves you and you are both happy together then this is really no big deal.

46 1

Comments

habeeboburky94 0

sweetie , him saying something about your laughter is a hell of a lot better than your friend's compliment " we'll get married someday" hahahhaa get married my ass... so if you think about ; two truths one lie, your friend got the lie. Now go feel better about yourself :P

7 0
The_good_times 0

What kind of a group of friends shares "sweet things their boyfriends shared with them", I bet you're still in high school and are a cheerleader.

2 2
jadeasian 0

I totally agree with 32... WTF with your picture man 33!? I mean it's hilarious lol but hey get your facts straight haha they don't eat dogs they eat cats. I'm Chinese I would know -_- ps I don't eat cats or dogs :O

2 2
The_good_times 0

It's a joke, it shouldn't have anything to do with facts, most jokes don't :P

0 0
tayloriism 0

I can already tell you're annoying, OP.

2 5
Lisa89 3

no one is forcing you to date your bf... if you don't like the way he treats you just don't date him.

3 3
Lisa89 3

no one is forcing you to date your bf... if you don't like the way he treats you just don't date him.

0 8
Lisa89 3

no one is forcing you to date your bf... if you don't like the way he treats you just don't date him.

0 7
Lisa89 3

no one is forcing you to date your bf... if you don't like the way he treats you just don't date him.

0 7
Lisa89 3

no one is forcing you to date your bf... if you don't like the way he treats you just don't date him.

0 7
CodingSquirrel 3

C-C-C-Combo breaker. Your friends have real winners there. I mean how can you top "you look pretty without makeup", or even come close to a line like "we'll get married someday"? OP, you're obviously in high school or lower. Grow up and stop comparing boyfriends.

3 0
supergamer94 0

How does your boyfriend know what a squirrel having a seizure sounds like?

2 1