By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML
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Welshite 39

I call my tiger "kitten". Makes him even more adorable.

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pwnman 33

Not only she is a bad girlfriend, it is needless to say that she is a bad dog owner.

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skyeyez9 24

A police trained dog costs about $50,000. They are crazy expensive.

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flashback_fml 14

Lol i would've shot the dog, so i wouldn't use this as a go to move if you care about your dog.

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Poetaster 10

Hi puppy... Meet my little friend!! "Boom!!"

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Flashman9000 9

Go to the police and have the dog put to sleep. Its obviously dangerous.

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rfid_fml 13

No, the dog was doing what it was trained to do. Maybe the owner should be put down.

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mjbehnen 7

Why does she have a German Shepherd thats police trained? Doesnt make sense

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ghostanimal 8

She could be a police officer or one of her parents are. If she's a police officer, I'd be afraid. Police dogs are expensive, not many would just have one.

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greggly123 6

Wait why does your girlfriend have a German shepherd trained as a police dog?

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stormchaser24 24

I can't decide on this, we don't know the full story. Like others have said, OP could have threaten her or something and she had the dog attack. Or OPs girlfriend could be one of those cops who always uses more force than needed.

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ball_crusher 4

common sense tells us that there is likely more to this story.

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ball_crusher 4

"but you really think OP would post this if he was being abusive?" because nobody has ever written an FML to make themselves appear to be the victim in the situation. nope, not ever!

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ball_crusher 4

you sound a little defensive. all I did was acknowledge the fact that this guy could very well be lying. IRL domestic abusers do it ALL the time. they beat their wives, the wives fight back, and all of a sudden it's "she just attacked me!" where the **** have you been, and why is it so horrifying to you that I'm not accepting OP's story without question? did I write "HE'S LYING!!!!111" somewhere and forget about it? do point such a thing out.

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hannah_shore23 4

Something makes me wonder if you wrote that FML from thw hospital...

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Elong8600 9

I refer to my man-eating lion as Cutie-Pie

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