By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML
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Welshite 39

I call my tiger "kitten". Makes him even more adorable.

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pwnman 33

Not only she is a bad girlfriend, it is needless to say that she is a bad dog owner.

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Lemonmonger 4

I'm surprised that some people want the dog put down because it followed the command of it's **** owner.

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ZombieSazza 34

#145, these idiots just aren't aware these dogs are highly trained that when a command word is uttered they act, they think its entirely the dogs fault when actually it's the owner.

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tommygunkid 4

So did she call it off after a bit or did you manage to somehow dispatch the dog?

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lrak 6

Obviously leave her if its come to that, and she's responsible for any damages and or harm the dog would have done.

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_duchess 3

Pretty sure siccing a fully trained death machine on four legs on somebody is like attempted murder that thing could've ripped your pancreas out. Doubt somebody would do that over an argument, doubt even more you would just let it slide like this.

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doglover100 28

Makes me wonder if she got a dog so she can use him as her own personal attack dog.

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