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By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 468
You deserved it 3 567

Same thing different taste

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TryToBeKind 0

Your girlfriend is either a b**ch, or she is very thoughtless. I would keep this over her head for a long time

maybe she is giving you a sign that she wants her "pussy" wet lol!

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paixamorparaxx_fml 0

wow your girlfriends a bitch. id scratch her up with my nails and see how she likes it

yessirfosho 0

I think your gf owes you a little anal to make up for this!

Um.... if you looked the Op is a women .

yessirfosho 0

Well thats why they make strap-ons!

DogmaT_fml 4

The kitten navy seal- just add water.

Pink_Butterflies 0

Your girlfriend is an asshole.

Poor thing . But now I got that Wet Pussy song stuck in my head .

emmmilyyy 0

i dont get the whole spraying with the hose, "showing her how cute" you were thing. she has to spray you and the cat to see how cute you are???

o0XMzMayX0o 0

yeahh that's evil but some girls dnt think tru maybe she meant no harm she just thought u could wash him it was his next bath time!