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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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UnknownUser227 9

Tuesday 29 July 2014 9:05

Sounds like she was engaged in her sleep

Nexoux 18

Tuesday 29 July 2014 9:09

That's not how you do it OP. The trick is to do it while she's conscious.

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pete27o 3

Wednesday 30 July 2014 2:42

I'm going to have to call BS on this

yourangel_fml 2

Wednesday 30 July 2014 4:30

Faked it?

Batfreak1 1

Wednesday 30 July 2014 5:45

Next time don't propose in the middle of the night!

tbon3r 15

Wednesday 30 July 2014 6:24

well if she asks you about it later you can tell her it was a dream

Marie314 17

Wednesday 30 July 2014 7:51

Makes me really curious as to how you were trying to propose. Seems hard to fall asleep during something that exciting!

souperasylum 13

Wednesday 30 July 2014 8:33

I feel like this definitely needs a follow up on what happened when proposing, because I can't think of a logical reason on how

an3ph 20

Wednesday 30 July 2014 8:46

Hope you changed your mind.

BoobsAreGreat02 2

Wednesday 30 July 2014 8:53

Is that a yes

mister_icicle 17

Wednesday 30 July 2014 22:52

Maybe she knew where it was going and had a mild case of shock. Sleep is a natural response to being mentally overwhelmed. Wait a while, she might not be ready for this!

kenzie_gauche 12

Thursday 31 July 2014 0:03

Did she say yes

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