Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project...... - FML

By erpuchi - 01/12/2010 01:52 - Dominican Republic

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Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

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By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 22:19

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By BluBaller - 06/04/2010 07:10 - United States

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Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML

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By lalararara - 04/03/2010 15:48 - United States

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Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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By Fml - 12/04/2013 05:05 - United States - Lynn

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

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Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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Moments of wonder

By secret123 - 24/02/2009 11:01 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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FMLYAY 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 8:59

you tried to hard..;(

Howljerk 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 9:05

Uh, girls have their minds speeding in different directions 24/7; girls are thinkers. I don't really think this is that bad.

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JamesJem 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:08

You have a wierd girlfriend

eddeeezzyy 19

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:41

Doesn't matter, had sex

rmsutton 20

Thursday 29 January 2015 22:45

I know i'm a few years late to the party (thanks Random) but that's actually not a bad thing. Men's brains shut down during sex and only the basic functions still work. They're completely focused on the one thing. Women's brains are overactive. But it's not because they're not enjoying it. Brain function stays normal in that case. It means she was being properly stimulated and therefore her brain was working overtime. Look up the many studies done about it if you don't believe me lol

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

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Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML

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Today, I was at a restaurant. I turned around looking for the restroom. I almost walked into the men’s room, then corrected myself and stumbled in the hallway looking for the ladies’. The employees thought I was drunk and kicked me out. I hadn’t had a single drink. I’m just clumsy as shit. FML

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Today, my boss called me, furious about how I "never answer my phone", especially when important clients are trying to reach me, and how unprofessional I am. I make very sure to never miss any calls, my boss just keeps giving out the wrong number to people. FML

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Today, I spent $300 just to find out my dog likes to drink a lot of water and then pee everywhere. FML

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Today, I discovered why the toilet seat is often sticky in the morning. My husband is too lazy to lift the seat, instead opting to pee all over it and sleepily wipe it down with loo paper if he notices a splash. He doesn't see why it's a problem since he 'cleans' it. FML

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Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

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Today, I don't want to go to work because I hate my boss, but once I'm there, I won't want to go home because I hate my husband. I have nowhere else to go. FML

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