Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project...... - FML

By erpuchi - 01/12/2010 01:52 - Dominican Republic

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Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

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By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 22:19

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By BluBaller - 06/04/2010 07:10 - United States

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Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML

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By lalararara - 04/03/2010 15:48 - United States

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Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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By Fml - 12/04/2013 05:05 - United States - Lynn

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

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Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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Moments of wonder

By secret123 - 24/02/2009 11:01 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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FMLYAY 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 8:59

you tried to hard..;(

Howljerk 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 9:05

Uh, girls have their minds speeding in different directions 24/7; girls are thinkers. I don't really think this is that bad.

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JamesJem 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:08

You have a wierd girlfriend

eddeeezzyy 19

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:41

Doesn't matter, had sex

rmsutton 20

Thursday 29 January 2015 22:45

I know i'm a few years late to the party (thanks Random) but that's actually not a bad thing. Men's brains shut down during sex and only the basic functions still work. They're completely focused on the one thing. Women's brains are overactive. But it's not because they're not enjoying it. Brain function stays normal in that case. It means she was being properly stimulated and therefore her brain was working overtime. Look up the many studies done about it if you don't believe me lol

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