Intimacy: Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending...

By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By FirstWeekFail - 04/09/2018 18:30

Today, I was bitching to my mom on the phone about the long, boring paper assignment my Lit professor gave us. Right after saying, "That woman needs to get laid" I heard laughter behind me. I turned around. Hello professor, just on my way to drop the course. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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By gayboii - 19/03/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

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By acincollege - 21/02/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML

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Rush job

By ananomoose - 15/04/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML

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By hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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Awkwaaaaard

By notwhatithought - 21/08/2015 19:43 - Germany - Erlangen

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

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Focus

By TMI - 20/04/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me about the date she went on last night, including that she "got laid... yay!!" and a picture. I still don't know what chapters I'm being tested on. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 19:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML

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Friday 13 February 2009 1:04

Sounds like she's got the winning sense of humor from her comment ;)

happy_animal_lov 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 1:04

if she gives you a grade lower than you should get, you can appeal it

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greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 14:08

you can only assume that "oral exam" is code word for s'in d

poolball 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 15:07

war

skizzlerz 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:44

haha I was thinking the same

MCart_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 1:04

Sounds like she's got the winning sense of humor from her comment ;)

Lkji5 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:28

wat

monkeyz0r 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 17:48

huh? i dont get it

andrewx10 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:45

LOL an "oral" exam swith it around

hahajkyeah 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:29

Anyone wanna clarify??

Konarika 11

Monday 30 January 2017 11:43

"Grading" is "marking" in British English, at least that's what they teach us in European schools

musicangel_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 17:22

lol

rainingmelons 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:28

this is in australia huh! my friend was telling me about her experiences in the "uni" and i didn't know what it was till she explained. "uni" is short for university and he's going to be marked down on his next oral test, or verbal test. lol that sucks. it's funny though! :)