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By AnonymousLoser - 11/09/2013 09:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML

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By dieders - 12/12/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Tinder surprise

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 04:00

Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML

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Awks

By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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killuhand 12

Wednesday 11 September 2013 16:20

how old is she? four?

Barriaultcory 16

Wednesday 11 September 2013 16:19

Rude

Comments

takeme_loveme 6

Thursday 12 September 2013 3:03

u should've banged her mum at that moment:)

Jjan04 14

Thursday 12 September 2013 3:08

Am i the only one that gets annoyed when people type "mum" instead of "mom"?

BrotherPhil 35

Thursday 12 September 2013 3:44

Do you have something against Brits?

plantedrabbit3 16

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:38

Today i was moderating FML's and one said, today I invited my boyfriend to hang out, while I was in the shower my mom broke up with him FML, oh the irony

PonyTails13 3

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:56

i'd say it sucks more for her mom...

lesbionist 10

Thursday 12 September 2013 6:30

Ouch

dravvy 7

Thursday 12 September 2013 9:23

That's low. Good riddance! You'll find someone better -trust me.

PearlCorinn 13

Thursday 12 September 2013 10:16

You don't need to be with someone so immature. Consider it a bullet dodged. :)

pinchepriscyla 9

Thursday 12 September 2013 10:40

Hah what a bitch, you're better off without her

frod0 10

Thursday 12 September 2013 12:36

Wow that's pathetic lol you're better off without that rude ass girl! Find someone new :)

Gityerchicken 12

Thursday 12 September 2013 15:29

Oh you poor thing! Shame on her for being so inconsiderate. Look on the bright side. At least you didn't end up marrying her when she is still attached to her mother by an umbilical cord.