Love, Work and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting... - FML

By IDon’tKnowAnymore - 02/12/2018 08:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and then going to her place, not only did she not want sex, she also wanted me to leave and told me she never wanted to see me again. FML

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sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:07

YDI for leaving work for such a stupid reason. She could have waited and same goes to you.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:32

I didn't know you could be catfished when you're already in a relationship with the person. From now on, don't think with your dick while you're working. It may have cost you your job, while actually costing you your girlfriend.

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zeam5555 1

Monday 8 April 2019 9:50

**** she only did it because she's ******* someone esle.

Andy_ 4

Wednesday 13 January 2021 20:27

she might bw on her periods that's why she is having mood swings...

emmalou 19

Wednesday 11 August 2021 5:13

You made your choices You should have put your phone on do not disturb. You deserve it!

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