Today my girlfriend left me for a guy who i work with and had... - FML

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By Ken - 22/09/2017 22:44

Today my girlfriend left me for a guy who i work with and had told her how good of a person he was. Before this a year ealier she had left me for one of my best friends and being the desperate person i am after they broke up i had begged her to comeback to me.FML

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Wednesday 27 September 2017 11:52

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