By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 92 023
You deserved it 11 617

Same thing different taste

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irishfever 0

not sure how to interpret this one.... haha that sucks it sounds like she's not ready... don't pressure her

kwbuzz23wk 0

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um... i understand no sex for 2 years but no foreplay either? i'm sure she had to atleast brushed up against it atleast once to know what she was getting into lol kuddos to you lol

did u still do her? lol im jp. that sux bro. this is the exact reason that i condition my gf's to the sight of my ****...even if we dont do anything at all sexual at all ever...i usually just drop my pants every now and again and wave it at them, make it do funny things...then again, I'm extremely immature.(yes, i admit that one) but, at least they get used to it. id strongly advise against this approach with your current gf, though. unless u like being single. just start out slow i guess. if she really wants to, eventually she'll go for it. keep the pressure off, let her state and make the terms on this one. last thing you want to do is lose someone for being imatient or overbearing.

ShelbySayWhah 0

Awww, i guess that means its scary? so it could be a compliment or a dissss. But is yer gf okay? last time i fainted, I had a mega headache

xxkatrinax 0

thats kinda weird... youve been dating two years and shes never seen your penis? yet alone u didnt know she hasnt even seen one... weird. :P

#254 makes the most sense to me (or if it's changed, whatever number the long post is). Seriously...what has become of this society. I'm 19 and have been in a relationship for 6 months. He's the best guy I've known and I know I'll love him forever. Of course I've had sex-ed and the like. I went to a Catholic school, but my reason for waiting is more inner morals than religion. I respect myself and the love I have with my boyfriend. Seriously, I'm waiting until marriage to have sex and I think a hj or a bj is just disgusting and demoralizing and I know I'll never give one. For the few on here that think along with me that something as personal as sex should be saved, either for marriage or for when you're ready, I'm with you!

One word. Bullshit (two words?) I doubt that she would failt at the sight of a penis.

Was it becasuse you're huge!?!?!? If so, congrats!! :)

PBLeesuschrist13 4

why the hell is that a bad thing??? girls are supposed to have some sort of BASIC understanding of how big a guy is and if she fainted youre gooood!

Your girlfriend must live under a rock. Seriously though, the fact that she's never even SEEN a penis... there is something wrong with that. I mean.... HOW? That's talent right there.. she must be some kind of Amazon and live in a strictly female society where they kill all newborn males.