By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 06:15

Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19

Unfortunately, she was looking for a reason to break up and when she could not think of one just made one up.

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RichardPencil 30

Translation: she found someone else and wants to be free of you. Sorry she couldn’t come up with a better lie, or, *gasp*, have a shred of respect for your six years together and tell you the truth.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Unfortunately, she was looking for a reason to break up and when she could not think of one just made one up.

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RichardPencil 30

Translation: she found someone else and wants to be free of you. Sorry she couldn’t come up with a better lie, or, *gasp*, have a shred of respect for your six years together and tell you the truth.

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riley873 21

I always know the fml is bad when you refrain from jokes

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bloopaloop 27

Why were you late?

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childlessmother 16

Dating six years? Not marriage or even engaged? Dude she is looking for someone ready to tie the knot. You missed your chance

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AmbrosiaFan 18

She obviously isn't worth it. Husband and I have been together for 16 years. He proposed after our sixth year dating.

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protoskore 27

an old arab parable tells of a man who ask to borrow some rope from his neighbor and was told "no, I need it to tie down the milk". When asked since when has milk been tied with a rope, the neighbor replied "when you do not wish to do something, any excuse will do"

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schuli 10

A lady thinks she has the proper right of break-up with any reason. The reason is her words.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

You dodged a bullet. Sorry... but at least it was before you popped the question...

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