Love: Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there... - FML

By blaise - 13/04/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

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OperationNicole_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:12

Oh snap :|

22_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:12

wow thats bad.....you should find the other guy and tell him just to get her back.

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happyfingers 15

Thursday 3 October 2013 20:48

How do you hide something like that for 8 years? I hate people... :

elizacandle 29

Thursday 17 October 2013 20:03

What a bitch!

paigerini1028 6

Wednesday 30 October 2013 3:00

D: oh dang.

krad204 21

Saturday 1 March 2014 17:43

8 years! How did you not marry her!

AlphaBuffalo2 3

Saturday 26 July 2014 10:52

How come almost all women on this app are either cheating on guys, being assholes, or lesbians?

Wingman527 22

Sunday 17 August 2014 14:52

8 years?! Holy shit!

Leumas1999 3

Monday 3 November 2014 5:46

what a ******* *****, she deserves to die for wasting 8 years of your life, dragging you along, knowing you liked her, but also that she wouldn't be with you, inform her boyfriend what she did so she will know the pain of what she did, making her live alone

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Friday 14 November 2014 7:57

Jesus Christ 8 years

WhackTheJackal 22

Sunday 16 November 2014 22:34

I hope she ******* burns.

kenodupe 13

Monday 15 December 2014 23:08

8 ******* years and you were the other guy??? Damn dude

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