Love: Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely...

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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Here comes trouble

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 01:02

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 11:01

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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You deserved it 4 487

Sabotage

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 568

You deserved it 111

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 404

You deserved it 3 472

By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 796

You deserved it 2 192

iJason 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:25

dude, that happened to my best friend! his gf was my gf's bestie, when she broke with me, the other girl did the same. HARSH!

evangldbrg 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 20:04

Get together with her friend, and see if she'll enjoy being single...by herself.

Comments

amyrules99 7

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:24

My best friend did that when my bf dumped me. Good for your gf well ex gf!

gators1995 30

Tuesday 28 May 2013 18:22

I saw a similar FML and it was a girl's bf that dumped her to be single with his friend.

nicholasj96 9

Sunday 11 August 2013 14:21

She's obviously an idiot .

Alastor13X 8

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:02

I say good riddance to bad women. There is better ones out there...

Baller_Bob 17

Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:15

What a dumb bitch

ImSoSlytherin 1

Saturday 8 November 2014 9:13

Wow it's like a female bros before hoes or something!

Justabastard 10

Sunday 24 May 2015 19:30

Bang her best friend!

pranil 14

Tuesday 3 November 2015 21:48

that was just a cover up reason...she wanted to breakup eventually

measishouldbe 17

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:59

Probably only dated you so that they could be in relationships together. Harsh.

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