By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

Well then be glad to get rid of her. She just needed a reason to break it off, sorry :/

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JillianlikesVogu 0

Dude, your ex is a bitch.

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

win 11. yes it's probally true, his wiener is probally so much bigger that he can bang your ex over long distances.

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legonut4 0

it's funny because she said you were to long distance for her but than she dated someone in the same town as you.

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thegirlnextdoorr 0

Ouch D: That sucks. She's not worth it if she has to lie to break up with you, and he's a jerk because he agreed to date her! Get a new bestfriend... FYL

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unmadebed 0

People seem to date their best friend's girl a lot.

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knight0748 5

all's fair in love and war.. .that being said, go sucker punch that best friend of yours.

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supergirl69_fml 0

if only there was such thing as a long distance threesome...

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quent10 0

no no no WAIT! maybe OPs bestfriend lives CLOSER but still in the same town o_o

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TheOptimist 0

Time to through potatoes at your friends house.

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Blue_Coconuts 7

50, there is.... You heard of three way calling? Three way phone sex.

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number0 8

YDI for trying to keep a relationship YDI for loving someone YDI for flirting with people YDI for talking to people YDI for being social

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ceejster 0

your Ex gfs a bitch. go **** on her bf while he's asleep and kill his parents!

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ladiesman14 0

sucks to date a bitch *****. at least she didnt give you any stds.

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FFML_314 11

She agreed to dating him? That's a strange way to put it. :P He must have propositioned her!

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

yeah and he prolly promised to visit and call unlike his best friend. I'm just saying that if she agreed to another long distance relationship after a failed one, then there were some screwups on ops part. PS Best Friend? i think this breaks man law. unless she's a ten.

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BitterLoser 0

no there are no exceptions when it comes to man law!

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Well then be glad to get rid of her. She just needed a reason to break it off, sorry :/

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BitterLoser 0

she's dating LONG DISTANCE, YOU dumped her at LONG DISTANCE, she's a LONG DISTANCE *****, YOUR FREIND is NOW dating her at LONG DISTANCE, and your pissed off? wow. words of advice, go get your **** on, your crying over a LONG DISTANCE, you poor creature

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BitterLoser 0

i also hate to see hate OP when this stuff happens at a CLOSER DISTANCE, he'd probably be that creepy ex-who lingers

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Jimboom 11

At least you know your friend isn't getting it from her any more than you used to. ;-)

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LILWEEBY 0

haha tru. but wat if she comes to town to... do sumthing haha

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Quest_ 13

I want to rave to a remix of your angry blustering.

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