Love: Today, my girlfriend saw my room for the first time and started... - FML

By EmptyGlass - 19/06/2014 20:04 - United States - Morehead

Today, my girlfriend saw my room for the first time and started yelling at me, calling me racist, white trash for having a Confederate flag hanging on my wall. It's a British flag. FML

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EmptyGlass 3

Friday 20 June 2014 4:09

This happened actually two weeks or so ago I don't visit this site much so I didn't have a account previously. But today I visited it and decided to post this sense that was a FML moment I had with her and thought it would be funny to share. I did explain to her what it really was but argued with me for about 10 minutes that it was really a Confederate flag until I had to go on the internet and show her that it was really a British flag. I ended it with this girl for...various reasons.

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billiejoeinabox 7

Friday 20 June 2014 0:37

The physical version of Tumblr.

teentee401 36

Friday 20 June 2014 0:38

A British flag in the United States? No wonder she was furious!

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fluffycatsdad 33

Sunday 22 November 2015 6:17

Any person dumb enough to mix up the Confederate flag with the Union Jack isn't smart enough to date.

vitjoey4 14

Sunday 28 February 2016 3:00

What? She's retarded for thinking a flag is racist

jstone89 13

Friday 1 July 2016 15:36

Even if it WAS the confederate flag... she's still just as stupid and doesn't know her history.

jstone89 13

Friday 1 July 2016 15:39

People are ridiculous! lmao.. how is it racist to state what color/ethnic background someone is.. if they are then they are.. it's a fact. Now unless you say something BAD about the WHOLE race..then yeah that could be considered racist.

millsjoshua949 12

Thursday 3 September 2020 4:00

Well she's obviously not too bright.

wrenavery90 12

Sunday 10 July 2022 23:42

So did you tell her that??

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