By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 110
You deserved it 10 267

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

Comments

EdenZombies 9

She who smelt it dealt it. You catch what I'm saying here?

It must suck that your girlfriend is trying to smelt your dick into a metal ingot. How rude

Have you cheated before?? That's really extreme

Why stay with someone who so obviously does not trust you? I'm always wondering about this. How do girls like this get and more importantly keep their boyfriends when there are so many nice single girls out there that wouldn't behave nearly as crazy as that?? I think you deserve better!

J15237 25

The question would be have you cheated on her before? Perhaps also in her past she has been cheated on so many times. You should just go with it if you truly care about the girl and I am sure it will pass. If you cant deal with it and I could understand that too then end the relationship.