By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

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Thozzy 12

If she can smell it, then she can suck it too. ;)

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HeyItsNicole 3

I love the smell of hot sweaty dick in the morning...

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macynicoleyo 0

dude that must suck, does she do that with you everywhere you go that's not with her?

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suprclssy 5

FTR, Smelt is not a word. It should have been smelled.

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atishe24 9

YDI for putting up with her crap! I hope she's worth the mental torture.

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laxBaller 0

look up on youtube, "asking all them questions" on youtube. it sums it up

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porcelaintramp 3

First off if she's gotta smell your Wang to see If you've been cheating - she obviously has a guilty contious - your best bet - get out an never look back - or actually go cheat on the biotch

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