By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
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llSgtScopell 0

Us guys can never catch a break huh?

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Crabby 0

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

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llSgtScopell 0

Us guys can never catch a break huh?

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Whytetrash 21

Attempt to compliment her? Is that a rare occurrence for you?

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Crabby 0

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

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xNephilim 18

Well, maybe he's not really one to describe his feelings or anything that's so much as related to feelings and got nervous?

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CaroAurelia 12

I'm a native English speaker, and although I've never screwed up THAT badly, I've heard some pretty dumb stuff come out of my mouth when it sounded good in my head. Some people just can't words good.

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jennaleighhh 0

aww thats kindof awkward =/ sorry about that, man!

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Flying_Pink_Lulz 0

With all due respect, you're a douchebag :)

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mothafucka_fml 0

lmao maybe you should keep your mouth shut for a while :D

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HelloFlower 0

Hm. I'm assuming you over-thought this... or maybe you even used a thesaurus to form that compliment. Next time, try "You smell good." And I agree with #2. You don't seem like you have the English language mastered.

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KPACOTKA 0

weird choice of the word

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pmole42088 0

thats rough bro, i not exactly ricco sauvé but really? you should have rethought that one.

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