By larSON5 - 15/08/2012 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML
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larSON5 1

No none. The boring fact is they're just friends, we have a coffee after work now and then, and sometimes go to the bars for a few drinks. My girlfriend usually comes along, but when she doesn't because she's busy, and I still go anyway, it's like WW2.

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Star928 7

I recommend that you sleep with mace in your hand and a bat under your bed.

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XanderJayNix 17

I'm surprised there's not a ton of "Murder, She Wrote" jokes. Like oh, say: Murder, she played.

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Lop0 11

& now you have lost another close female friend. How ironic?

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someguy314159265 15

As many people are saying, it would probably be a good idea to cease the relationship. Sex is not worth your sanity.

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SHUTTHEFRIGUP 3

There's only two ways this can end, she's like this forever (Very Common) or she grows up and realizes it's not her right to demand that (Very Uncommon).

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cd8919 12

man she doesn't sound like the jealous type at all....

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