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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 780

You deserved it 5 876

Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 429

You deserved it 3 107

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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You deserved it 8 695

By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 762

You deserved it 4 078

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 624

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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You deserved it 3 912

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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You deserved it 2 990

By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 3 194

By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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You deserved it 9 156

Weird timing

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 22:44 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 522

coyotemk11 3

Friday 22 October 2010 9:03

it could of been sent from someone elses phone. you can log into facebook from anyones phone.

sabinob 1

Friday 22 October 2010 9:05

She could of posted it from her IPod. If you do post something to facebook it says from iPhone even though it is an iPod.

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phan13666 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:57

it could b her itouch cuz it says iPhone wen on fb

sadbanana 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:55

it could have been from an ipod to, because thats what it reads it as if you use one on FB

bms1996 12

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:17

it could have been sent from her iPod.it says via iPhone when I update my status from my iPod

abjohnson117 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:15

It also does that for itouches

marit1997 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 14:52

lol this fml was on here earlier

paige99100 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:59

She's a keeper but it might have been an iPod it says the same for iPhone because they are related with apple company e

slimmathers123 10

Monday 5 September 2011 15:03

it could also be an iPod Touch dude

kitkatt978 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:27

iPod?

jazzyinwnderlnd 0

Friday 16 September 2011 7:17

she could have been using an ipod touch...when you post something on fb it says via facebook for iphone... just sayin'!

Atropos626 4

Friday 7 October 2011 4:10

Sad case bro. Get a new one instead

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Today, my wife upset herself by ringing my best friend to see if he would lie about where I was, and he did. Now my wife thinks I get my friends to lie for me to cover up my cheating. I’ve never once cheated. This feels like the next level up from cheating on her in her dreams, because she's crazy. FML

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Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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Today, I asked my niece to house-sit because she acts very mature and sensible while her brother is an idle slob. Turns out the idle slob nephew is the mature one while the sensible niece actually likes to throw house parties. I found a used condom stuck to my ceiling. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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You deserved it 2 796

Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML

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You deserved it 159

Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML

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You deserved it 2 733

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

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You deserved it 7 218

Today, in the middle of blizzard, I hopped out of my car to rescue a small white cat that darted across the street in front of me. After running in the snow to find it, I realized what I'd seen wasn't a cat at all. It was a plastic bag. FML

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