Love: Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program....

By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30

Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By tampondealer - 09/11/2009 18:42 - Canada

Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML

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By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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inkstains 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:14

#8: "there must be a reason for the abroad program" Yeah, women ONLY travel and go to school to get laid. Right. I'm sure there IS a reason, but it's likely that sex is not her main goal.

marris 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:36

If you can't take a joke, why'd you give her the condoms in the first place. Seriously, think about a suitcase - who would put condoms on top of their clothes and not in one of the pockets for little items.

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ElRafa 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:20

Posting sex pics of urself online is always a good idea.... not

Dark_Snowy 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:50

Once I got my GF a box of bandages when she went camping. Sort of implied she couldn't handle it. Turns out she had a first aid kit packed with much better quality, water tight, bandages than the cheap and bulky pack I gave her. Low and behold she still packed them. What does that mean? Nothing! You're over thinking it. Sometimes we pack things just because we were given them to pack. Besides, everyone cheats when they're abroad so whatever her reason for packing them I'm sure it'll come in handy. I think it was a rather thoughtful gift. Never know what could have happened in the heat of the moment if they weren’t readily available. She certainly wouldn't be on the pill, what with not intending to cheat on you and all, so she'll need something when it happens anyway.

catee901 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:05

Agreed with #63. Plus, I am a girl. I would do something stupid like pack them too. Plus, its a cute story to share with girls. Boyfriends are universal conversation starters for girls, so if she is going somewhere new, I'm sure she is going to share the story... sorry if that's bad news.

Bloodycrustheart 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:57

Bitch. New GF time.

LaDiablo 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 3:54

Have you thought that she maybe did that on purpose? I'm sure if she was planning to cheat on you, she would have been more sneaky. Maybe she thought it would make you laugh if you saw them again.

artanis_neravar 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:32

#14 that would totally work, because they don't sell condoms anywhere but the US right?

necomni 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:41

That's stretching it, really.

kmksinger14 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:46

dude you deff don't have anything to worry about. she just wants to remember you. when she unpacks she wants you to be the first thing she thinks of. and i agree with #66. she would have hidden them if she didn't want anyone, not just you, seeing them.

Cantexplain1234 0

Monday 9 March 2009 8:24

At least if she cheats you have a lesser chance of getting a foreign strain of an std!

Meta_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 11:05

Ask her why they're there, but yeah, this definitely smells fishy. Condoms are not the sort of thing you take as a reminder of your boyfriend. A condom is not a sentimental item.