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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By please_no - 16/03/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

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By SLAB_GIRL15 - 01/08/2012 07:59 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML

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You deserved it 3 086

By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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You deserved it 50 049

By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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You deserved it 7 791

By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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You deserved it 14 464

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By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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You deserved it 183

By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 20:00

Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML

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You deserved it 164

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 475

You deserved it 18 084

SS99_fml 20

Monday 13 May 2013 12:31

I'm not sure if this is a hairy situation or a shitty one....

dinosxxrawr 22

Monday 13 May 2013 12:33

I'm amazed she successfully unclogged a toilet with a hairbrush. cool points for her.

Comments

pastispast 7

Monday 13 May 2013 12:55

hopefully your mom and your gf are on good terms before she explains the shitty situation.

Axel5238 29

Monday 13 May 2013 12:58

Why does your 5 year old think a cat would flush? Have you guys been leaving ***** in the toilet the size of house cats?

NeinKittenz 20

Monday 13 May 2013 20:36

Confused commenter is confused.

TheShadyMilkman 15

Monday 13 May 2013 13:07

Sounds like your mom will be having a shitty hair day...

katties 27

Monday 13 May 2013 13:12

I just can't stop myself from thinking your girlfriend is a dumb bitch. It might be that it's because I have ONE hairbrush, that has served me over 10 years and still has many years to serve. It also wasn't cheap... + something about using hell'a lot of toilet paper + there are many other ways to unclog a toilet + is she really so scared about someone finding out about the clogged toilet that she would rather ruin property? And back to point one.

sugarshane007 20

Monday 13 May 2013 13:18

Your girlfriend was being thoughtful. Your mom probably mentioned wanting to dye her hair, and there really is only one way to capture the essence of the 'Shit Brown' shade.

_DudeGuy_ 16

Monday 13 May 2013 13:23

I bet this put a clog in their relationship. In all seriousness, just buy your mom a new brush.

Dave_Davington 33

Monday 13 May 2013 13:24

Your girlfriend must produce some monster *****.

SrakaSrakasta 20

Monday 13 May 2013 13:36

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superpoptart 24

Monday 13 May 2013 13:44

Why thank you for your narrow minded, prejudiced, condescending slurs.

TheShadyMilkman 15

Monday 13 May 2013 14:49

#28 ... I think you pretty much nailed it...

JanisEvans 10

Monday 13 May 2013 15:59

Sorry to burst your bubble, but this happens all over the world.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 13 May 2013 16:47

Clearly you have never experienced Saturday night post-drinking Taco Bell.

purebliss_fml 19

Monday 13 May 2013 13:46

I'm pretty sure she should have wrote the FML in this situation... "Today, I was desperate to take a shit at my boyfriends house. I couldn't hold it in so I went to the bathroom and completely demolished the toilet bowl. To make matters worse, I had to use my boyfriends mother's hairbrush to unclog the monstrosity that was stopping me from flushing. FML"