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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By please_no - 16/03/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

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By SLAB_GIRL15 - 01/08/2012 07:59 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 20:00

Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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SS99_fml 20

Monday 13 May 2013 12:31

I'm not sure if this is a hairy situation or a shitty one....

dinosxxrawr 22

Monday 13 May 2013 12:33

I'm amazed she successfully unclogged a toilet with a hairbrush. cool points for her.

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 13 May 2013 14:06

Sounds like a classic dominance move. Your girlfriend is showing your mom who "owns" you now. I guess you could be flattered she'd do that, but it was kind of a ******** move.

Misskreher 30

Monday 13 May 2013 14:21

Well ydi, OP. Should've had a plunger or a less stupider girlfriend.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Monday 13 May 2013 15:05

"Less stupider"? Hmm...

TheShadyMilkman 15

Monday 13 May 2013 16:39

Apparently grammar is not their strong suite...

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 13 May 2013 16:49

*suit

TheShadyMilkman 15

Monday 13 May 2013 17:35

I just owned myself trying to be a smartass... Smooth

jlynpa 10

Monday 13 May 2013 14:25

This is when you, as a good boyfriend, take the blame, apologize to your mom for "accidentally dropping it in the toilet", and buy her a new one. you dont want it like the Seinfeld toothbrush episode. Only worse then using it to unclog is washing it off and watching mom use that thing in her hair, blech!!!

Mr_Loudmouth 9

Monday 13 May 2013 14:33

She is def a keeper! Bad ass McGuiver skills

trippymane 6

Monday 13 May 2013 14:53

Props to her, idk how she would even use that hahaha. And wtf a plunger is necessary in all homes

disney_blonde 16

Monday 13 May 2013 15:09

This is why you keep a plunger in every bathroom. Not like they're expensive. Go to the dollar store!

RinaRina 9

Monday 13 May 2013 15:19

Male her buy your mom a new one. End of :)

vladimirnabokov 15

Monday 13 May 2013 15:29

That's exactly why I can't use the bathroom in public or at other people's houses. That must've been incredibly embarrassing :( although she should've just called you for it instead of ruining someone else's hairbrush. I imagine that didn't do a great job unclogging the toilet either.