By VisceralWolf - 26/01/2016 06:35 - United States - Fairborn

Today, my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she said that if I hit her cervix just the 'right' way during sex, she'd puke. I was on the bottom. FML
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VisceralWolf 8

OP here, I made an account just to respond. To explain, my girlfriend is very rarely on top, and she was in the kind of pain wanting 'mood' that she didn't notice the contact and I certainly wasn't aware of it. I already knew that she said this could happen and avoided it at all costs. Well, turns out the angle and her weight pushing down caused us to reach the limit and well... I was on the bottom. Simple as that. I in no way did this on purpose. She knows it too.

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Feklfekl2222 32

Obviously it's awful for her if he hits her cervix, but that doesn't apply to all women? It's a fantastic feeling for me, and I really get off on it, so it's definitely not true for all women. Also his girlfriend was on top, and typically that means she'd be more in control, not definitely but typically, so it may not be his fault at all

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sillygirl247 14

Eww. Never heard that one before... Just wow man. FYL for real.

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anyagrande 31

If she was on top them she was most likely controlling a lot of the sex lmao

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weldersgirl1008 11

I have never heard of this but that's ******* hilarious

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thor21mjolnir 13

honestly that sounds extremely hot. i am also in ohio, could we maybe meet?

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pandainspandex 19

Ahahahahha hahaha What?

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ElleyBeee 6

Yeah I've had that happen, didn't puke though just got very nauseous.

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yermum6798 7

well yeah, if you RAM into it hard enough when she isn't open completely, it hurts THAT ******* bad. just like if you were to get STOMPED in the nuts.

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