By VisceralWolf - 26/01/2016 06:35 - United States - Fairborn

Today, my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she said that if I hit her cervix just the 'right' way during sex, she'd puke. I was on the bottom. FML
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VisceralWolf 8

OP here, I made an account just to respond. To explain, my girlfriend is very rarely on top, and she was in the kind of pain wanting 'mood' that she didn't notice the contact and I certainly wasn't aware of it. I already knew that she said this could happen and avoided it at all costs. Well, turns out the angle and her weight pushing down caused us to reach the limit and well... I was on the bottom. Simple as that. I in no way did this on purpose. She knows it too.

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Top comments

Feklfekl2222 32

Obviously it's awful for her if he hits her cervix, but that doesn't apply to all women? It's a fantastic feeling for me, and I really get off on it, so it's definitely not true for all women. Also his girlfriend was on top, and typically that means she'd be more in control, not definitely but typically, so it may not be his fault at all

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Comments

Jaadde 24

Geez I'm so glad that I don't reflex puke when that happens, it just really hurts.

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Colon_Man 17

If she was on top then she was the one in control. She did this to herself, really.

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Darkness_Hate 29

Cervix or Coccyx? Maybe she made a mistake.. FYL anyway.

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TabooSushi 24

No, she most likely meant cervix. It can be EXTREMELY painful for women if the cervix gets hit during penetration.

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Darkness_Hate 29

Ok, I just read an article about it and indeed it can be painful.

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Boobookittyf96 10

ouch, aim for the g-spot instead next time

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Guy1009 15

You still had sex though, that's a plus.

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sarcasticguy93 5

Always a bright side considering alot of FML'S are about getting rejected

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NamelessGhoul 11

Hey, look at the bright side, maybe she pukes when she comes?

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Talis99 26

Getting hit in the cervix is a little less intense than getting hit in the balls. Pretty much guarantee she wasn't coming.

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TheAspieDork 27

Just take better caution. If you're gonna go deep, do it slowly.

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nickie_94 18

That sounds like a very inconvenient talent

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davek 36

At least your knob is long enough to hit her cervix.

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missmarin23 2

The average ****** is only 3-4 inches deep, sooo...

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