Love: Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics.... - FML

By ryanlogan - 31/08/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

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Same thing different taste

By whatheffers - 07/07/2010 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

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Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML

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By Stu - 19/06/2012 09:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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By used - 02/11/2020 20:08 - Japan - Kobe

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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afdude87 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:56

maybe this is her way of telling you she has a penis.

kelseyco 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:55

You should poke her in face and tell her to stop!

Comments

Haffari 5

Monday 13 May 2013 20:29

Pya her back by Limp Bizkit... and I don't mean the band!!

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 29 August 2013 18:13

does she want to take a ride on your disco stick?

CharcoalMcBurnt 5

Wednesday 20 November 2013 21:10

At times like this I would get a new girlfriend

Comoke1024 19

Wednesday 5 February 2014 20:03

You're not lying, you're just stunning with your love-glue gunnin'

3DG30FGL0RY 9

Friday 21 March 2014 2:34

YAASS

DeadPixel4 29

Monday 19 May 2014 4:19

I'm tired of people posting on FML, "My girlfriend did something epic and I'm ungrateful so I'm going to bitch about it."

NoOrdinaryNZer 28

Friday 4 September 2015 15:51

Hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing

Mutanttoothbrush 6

Saturday 26 August 2017 22:47

Get over it

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