Love: Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics.... - FML

By ryanlogan - 31/08/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

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By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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afdude87 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:56

maybe this is her way of telling you she has a penis.

kelseyco 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:55

You should poke her in face and tell her to stop!

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vampiress0012 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 2:26

That's a bad romance.

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:36

Show her your teeth.

rokkett693 1

Friday 16 September 2011 6:04

thats a bad romance. just poke her face! then just dance, its gunna be okay!

MegumiStarr 13

Sunday 18 September 2011 13:42

epic! :D

missautumn226 5

Monday 3 October 2011 5:26

thats like,really weird..

missautumn226 5

Monday 3 October 2011 5:26

thats like,really weird..

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Wednesday 19 October 2011 2:01

did you let her take a ride on your disco stick? LOL!

Cmcnab1997 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 3:41

Tell her not to make this into a bad romance.

charlieskiki 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 18:51

Um, I'd get out of that relationship with the quickness!!!

lishy1311 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 2:13

Maybe she's on the edge.. Of glory o_0

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