Love: Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics.... - FML

By ryanlogan - 31/08/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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afdude87 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:56

maybe this is her way of telling you she has a penis.

kelseyco 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:55

You should poke her in face and tell her to stop!

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briannajm 9

Friday 20 January 2012 10:04

... Slap a bitch .

briannajm 9

Friday 20 January 2012 10:36

Omg smack my stupid face ...

joshdairyman 6

Monday 20 February 2012 18:55

did she ask if she could see your peacock?

indifferent27 2

Sunday 6 May 2012 16:04

thats from a smosh video look up teilight zone rejects and watch it its a skit

slibz 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 8:41

Smosh reference?

daisyrose104 9

Wednesday 4 July 2012 16:28

You know that's from smosh right?

TKBadBro1 2

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:23

Let's pray to god she says to you ' I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'. :)

daisyrose104 9

Wednesday 19 September 2012 4:41

Caught in a bad romance

pinkbabypuff1 0

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:45

Poke her face:)

SinfulEnd 20

Friday 3 May 2013 17:10

Cant read her, cant read her, oh you cant read her poker face ; )

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